I seem to blog about my stepson quite a lot, because he is at the age where questionable decisions are the norm.
I know a lot about teenage boy questionable decisions.
I used to make them.
And got quite upset when my decisions were questioned.
Today, I choose to pick on my stepdaughter.
She is not only about to complete her first year in high school, but is also about to enter her 16th year….
As a blonde.
I know…I know…blonde jokes are over done and get overplayed more than Bowie’s “Space Oddity”
I just can’t help but share just how blonde she is becoming.
In English class, she was asked to write an essay on how space travel has advanced since the first moon landing.
It was supposed to be typed and double spaced.
Here is a written dramatization of what she wrote.
(The real essay was deleted before I could snap a picture)
The (space space) space (space space) program (space space) has dramatically (space space) changed (space space) since (space space) the (space space) first (space space) moon (space space) landing (space space) in (space space) 1969 (space space).
Get the picture.
Each word double spaced.
500 word essay….
1000 spaces.
Ground Control to step daughter
Ground control to step daughter
Take you protein pills and
Put your helmet on.
Good2begone 
We blondes tend to have a different way of thinking at times.
Lol. I am a believer that everyone has some blonde in them….
“Being blonde….it goes deeper than just your roots”…
The roots run deep in this family. I should know, I have been part of the family for over 5 years….
$20 says she does something incredible that astounds us all.
(C’mon kid! I’ve got 20 bucks riding on you!!!)
(And in a good way, I mean.)
I have no doubt that you are correct!
Ha! I was wondering when you were gonna write about your stepdaughter. I can only imagine what she told her teacher.
I’m sure she told her she did exactly what she said. It’s not her fault the teacher didn’t specify what kind of double space she meant…😆