My wife’s older sister’s daughter’s daughter is staying with us for a while….she is 2 years old.
Not my wife…
Or her older sister…
Or her older sister’s daughter….
The last daughter of the first equation is 2 years old.
I guess in family relations to me, it makes her my grand….neice….in law?
I have successfully avoided diaper duty for over 48 hours.
Which works out good for me.
Mainly because, no matter what she is fed….it comes back out smelling like pork rinds basted in dijon mustard.
It’s quite disturbing.
Other than that she’s quite cute and entertaining.
Here she is….sporting my shades.
She likes to bring me things….
She has brought me a book called “Learning A Different Language Book” about 987 times.
I keep telling her-
“Usted necesita aprender antes elglish español”
And then I put the book back.
She looks at me for a few seconds and then heads right back over and picks out the same book and gives it to me.
I then say to her-
“Vous devez apprendre avant elglish français”
Same drill….same response.
I’m running out of languages before she runs out of energy.
She also likes to have animated stuff running in the TV…..whether she is watching it or not.
Things I have learned from this exercise in insanity-
“Sunset Shimmer will never wear the princess crown from Equestria because Twilight Sparkle knows that the power of friendship will keep the band together.”
If anyone can decipher what that means, please fill me in.