Tic-Tac-Camel Toe

There is a special kind of crazy in the world. Every once in a while, with the help of police intervention and a savvy media report we all get to witness…or at least read about it.

This is that story.

If you have ever said, “My girlfriend (or ex wife) is CRAZY!”

Then this story should be your baseline for reference in whether she actually is or not. If, in fact, this minimum criteria is not met….than an alternate pet name for her would probably be required.

From Andy Campbell at the Huffington Post-

Jennifer McCarthy, the ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning author Cormac McCarthy, made headlines this week when she was accused of whipping a gun out of her vagina and threatening her boyfriend during an argument about space aliens. In a statement and 911 call she released yesterday, McCarthy says she was the real victim. Paleologo, the boyfriend, and deputies say McCarthy got into a dispute last Saturday with her 53-year-old lover over space aliens. McCarthy left her house and returned in lingerie, allegedly packing a handgun in her vagina. She pulled it out after some simulated sex, then asked Paleologo, “Who is crazy, you or me?”

I, personally, really don’t think we need an answer to that question…..just put the gun back into that custom camel toe holster of yours and return to Area 51 with all your crazy in tow….