Classic R & R Rantification

My cerebral cortex spewed out a conversation featuring nothing but band names and song titles. Let the ear worm take over…..


Listen here, Lynyrd Skynyrd. While you were off California dreaming with your Mississippi Queen, Ziggy Stardust played a cheap trick on Molly Hatchet. That Supertramp put some Red Hot Chili Peppers into the Van Halen boys pound cake. That is not a good way to earn their R-E-S-P-E-C-T. You better hope those boots were made for walking cuz if you think you have seen them mad before, b-b-b baby you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. You will definitely be wanted dead or alive by that Mötley Crüe. Call up dreamboat Annie, see if her and Mustang Sally can help you ride like the wind or there is going to be some serious anarchy in the U.K. I can’t get no satisfaction by having to watch you jet off like a rocketman on this midnight rendezvous but if you think I am going to stop you, you’ve got another thing coming. So clear out your toys from the attic, round up your black dog, and get on your bad motor scooter and ride. Once you get to Sweet Home Alabama give Jennie a call. Her number is 876-5309. I saw her number on the wall.

What can I say. It’s only rock and roll but I like it.