The Verse Of The Con


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The glories of the great American basketball shoe.

The Converse All Star, the Chucks, the One Star, all names for the best selling iconic brand of footwear.

The history and fanfare of this American brand can be found by hitting this link-

Chucksconnection.com

The factories for this iconic American footwear staple are naturally right around the corner in…..

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UGGHH!!!

I didn’t know there was a Vietnam, Ohio.

Oh, American made….where for art thou?

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The Fire Power


Some jobs need to be left to the professionals…like pest control or arson.

I can’t believe I had to write that.

To further my justification for having to justify the statement, one woman is having to face justice for combining the two afore mentioned occupations in an effort to serve vigilante justice to an 8 legged menace.

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(Not the spider in question)

Ohh….the wicked webs we weave…

Hilary Hanson of the Huffington Post writes-

A woman in Hutchinson, Kansas, is charged with arson after police say she set her home on fire during an attempt to kill a spider, the Hutchinson News reports.

Ginny M. Griffith, 34, told officers she used a cigarette lighter to set some towels on fire around 1:30 a.m., Friday. She was hoping to catch the little arachnid with the flaming towels and burn it to death, according to WTSP.

It’s unclear if she ever caught the spider, but the fire that resulted did necessitate intervention from the fire department. Five units were summoned and managed to control the fire, which they said had multiple points of origin, within a matter of minutes.

Griffith’s aggravated arson charge stems from the fact that the other half of the duplex was occupied when the blaze began. No one, besides potentially the spider, was injured in the fire and the building only suffered light smoke damage.

In case anyone was still unaware, fire is not a great method of home pest control. In April, a Florida man burned down his apartment trying to kill bugs with fire.

In 2013, a woman in Texas burned her house down while trying to light a snake on fire with gasoline. And in 2012, a California woman set her house ablaze trying to clear spiderwebs with a blowtorch.

Remember kids-

Don’t let your redneck parents play with matches….or lighters….

Or

Blowtorches.

This has been a special service announcement from

Good2begone

And

The Center for What The F@$k Is Wrong With People.