Chicken Coup

Clucking news from the good2begone underwire-

A Kentucky woman who allegedly tried to strangle another woman with a bra was thwarted when the victim fought back with a ceramic chicken.

Police in Lexington arrested Ashley Sies, 31, early Monday morning after she allegedly pushed her way into a home belonging to Patricia Leece, 61.

“It happened about 12:30 the other night. Someone came to my doors, banging, screaming and hollering,” Leece told WKYT.

At first, Leece thought her granddaughter was the one banging on the door. Instead, it was Sies, who pushed her way inside of Leece’s home and wrapped a bra around the homeowner’s neck.

Sies and Leece struggled for about 15 to 20 minutes before the victim found a way to protect herself, Leece says.

“Finally, I saw one of my (ceramic) chickens on the floor so I picked it up and started bashing her on the head with it,” she said, according to

Sies was knocked out by the chicken. Leece locked herself in the bathroom and called police, reports.

Officers then took Sies to the hospital before booking her on charges of first-degree burglary, WKYT reports. Leece told the station she also plans to press charges for the attack.

Sies was in court Tuesday morning where she pleaded not guilty to the burglary charge, according to

Colonel Sanders was not available for comment at newstime.

We are still waiting for word on whether or not the apparent burglar was under the impression that the homeowner was in fact about to go public with the infamous secret that Victoria has been hiding.

As far as places with crime worth talking about…..Kentucky remains undefeated.

That’s the news, that does in fact, taste like chicken.

I’m good2begone…..

And your not.



Actual story from David Moye at the Huffington Post.

It’s true….no matter how much I wish I made it up.