While the husband is away…the wife will arm herself in case of an apocalypse.
I have been working overnights…..ummm…working,
which leaves my wife and daughter at home by themselves until dawn.
I took the precautions of having our wolf inside for protection…just in case.
Normally when she is inside, she patrols each room and won’t relax until she knows everyone and everything is where it should be.
We live in a safe neighborhood, but, as crazy as the world has gotten, you just never know.
A few nights ago, she called me at a weird hour to tell me she had the guns loaded and had to check the house because she heard something. Everything turned out to be fine. She just wanted to inform me that she got spooked and doesn’t like me working nights.
I said,
“What happened? Did Mischa (our wolf) wake you up and alert you and that’s why you decided to get the guns?”
Her reply was sent by text message-
A wolf in sleeps clothing.
UGGGH!
Good2begone 