Dumb…Da Dumb Dumb…..DUMB

Me-“Hey..weather man….what’s our chance for rain here in Texas?

Weather man– “Not very good….”

Me-“You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?

Weather man– “I’d say more like one out of a million.”

Me-“So you’re telling me there’s a chance… YEAH!


Reworked quotes taken from Dumb and Dumber.

Weather is actual forecast for the area I live in.