For The Money

Making ends meet is maddening.

Mustering the motivation to make more money to make ends meet means less mulling and more meandering…

Or something like that.

I pick up a few side jobs from time to time to help keep the lights on and such.

On one of these jobs I was payed by check.

The check is from a non handy friend of mine.

I do the do’s that his honey would prefer him to do….but he can’t do, so he has me do.

I will do the do….honey.

He’s not handy…but he’s funny.

Always check the “for line”

Midget porn was not the side job I was hired for.

I was hired to fix a few leaky faucets……

Not those kinds of faucets…..

I was in their shower, wrench in hand….

Uggh never mind!!

All I know, is I better not get short changed when I cash that check.>