My wife received a package this morning.
It was to the right address.
But,
Labeled with her maiden name, which she changed when we married 1000 years ago.
Inside the box from the company that decides what the color brown can do for you was-

A retail value of $1500 virtual reality headset device thingie.
I told her that I have enough issues with actual reality to be venturing into not reality.
She didn’t order it….
It just virtually showed up.
She’s gonna do some emails and phone calls and try to figure things out.
I don’t want the virtual mail police to come knocking on the headset lenses to take us to virtual jail for an obvious mistake.
I have enough problems with the dream police that live inside of my head…
Live inside of my head!