There is no pedestal large enough to sustain the weight of fan based expectations.
“You could change the world.”
“You could have it all.”
“Adoring fans and live the life of royalty.”
“You can handle it.”
“Take a drink of this, a sniff of that…you can’t tell them your tired, you owe it to them.”
“Get yourself together. Your time is my money.”
“What happened to him?”
“He had it all.”
“He had a world of fans, but died alone.”
“Have you heard of this new guy?”
“He is going to change it all!”
I typed wardrobe malfunction into Google and pressed search. There is almost no limit to the information that resulted.
Almost being the key word.
2 items kept popping out at me….. Not those 2, well ok those did too but that’s not the point here. Although they were quite pointy…..FOCUS, please.
1- all were female “celebrities”
2- no blame was placed on the manufacturer of the malfunctioning wardrobe.
These people spend bookoo bucks to uphold their image and look and dress better than us normal folk. They hire their lawyers to bring the pain on companies who misuse their likeness on a whim, but when (by accident) their nipples pop out of their high priced wardrobes (oops) no one is too blame? It was even caught on camera!! Also, quite unfortunate that said celebrities were in such a hurry that they forgot to wear their “over the shoulder boulder holders”. Quite a travesty of justice. The manufacturers should count their blessings that these women are passive with their “mistakes” in wardrobe.
I had a wardrobe malfunction at a pool once. The string on by trunks broke. I didn’t notice until I jumped off the high dive n WHOOSH! Off they came. I was thinking about how graceful I looked and didn’t notice when I came out of the pool that I came out of my trunks.
I got my picture taken as well.
It was a mug shot that went along well with my indecent exposure charge.