The monetary outlook for this holiday season remains on the bleak side. In order to compensate I have taken on doing family photos in our community.
The problem with that is…..
PEOPLE AIN’T RIGHT!
I should have known better than to carry on my wayward son when this was my first client-
Then came the Reese family where honesty is always the best policy-
I’m not one to complain but it got a little weird when I was asked to create an homage to “puss n boots”-
My next client wanted a natural photo for their session, I decided to incorporate nature….since you know…nothing says Christmas like a coconut bra and big leaves-
My frustration started to boil over from the lunatic fringe when this one family wanted the usual picture with Santa…..I said, “Flip that frown, not flip the bird!”
My last session….for obvious reasons, didn’t go as well as they wanted but it’s not my fault….the little brat heard Santa wasn’t real…..I felt it was my job to show her he was…..At least until 2000 that is-
So….I can scratch family photography from my list of job options….
Maybe I should try wedding planner next…
Disclaimer – not my photos. Blame the people who actually posted them on the Internet not the guy who is making (more) fun of them.