Bad ideas happen everyday.
Most of the time the person or persons who have the idea believe that it is actually the greatest idea of all time…..until they put it into action.
Months of planning, high fives, chants of “you can do it” and “this is a virtually foolproof idea” culminate in that faithful day where the inevitable happens.
It turns out to be a…..
Age will tell if you get this reference or not-
The famed Snake Canyon rocket bike jump by Evil Kneivel.
Se that arrow pointing to the bottom…..that’s where he ended up…..live….on TV.
That entire event from obvious drunken bet with friends to getting pulled out of the canyon was a bad idea.
The world greatest daredevil association, known more commonly as NASA, has an idea that they plan to put into action in around 10 years or so.
They already have 100 volunteers that are getting the high fives and hearing what a great idea it is and are willing to participate in going on a one way trip to Mars.
There will be no return flight because there is no Chevron on Mars…..
Or anything else for that matter.
At least, that’s what I get from the video sent from the lego toy robot we supposedly have there already.
I don’t know how they picked this special group of 100, but I would think that seeing how our planet is made up of such a large cross-section of people that each section would have to be represented.
I did a few Google searches on our planet….first was “How many countries are in the world”-
U.N. Members: 193
U.N. Observer States: 2
States With Partial Recognition: 2
Inhabited Dependent Territories: 45
Uninhabited Territories: 6
This where my first red flag went up. There are more countries than people being sent.
Which ones will start the political uprising for being left out?
Next Google question, “How many languages are used in the world?”
While many believe the number of languages in the world is about 6,500, according to Ethnologue, there are 7,106 living languages as of 2014. Although this number might be the latest count, there is no one clear answer as to the exact number of languages that still exist. There has always been the question as to how many languages are there in the world. One might think that linguists will have a definite idea on the exact number, but as it turns out, there are many different reasons why determining a full count of world languages is quite difficult. It cannot simply be attributed to the fact that there are still parts of the world that have not yet been fully explored, such as the Amazon forest areas and the highlands of New Guinea.
RED FLAG #2!!!
Unless a few of the 100 are fluent in a more than 2 languages then we are not representing everyone.
RED FLAG #3
Whoa! Hold on just a second….there are still parts of Earth that are not fully explored? Shouldn’t we finish screwing up every part of our world BEFORE we start venturing off to one that has been just fine without us?
Question #3, “How many religions are there in the world?”
A comparative survey of churches and religions – AD 30 to2200, there are 19 major world religions which are subdivided into a total of 270 large religious groups, and many smaller ones.
RED FLAG NUMERO QUATRO!!
The people of Earth love their gods. Can we really afford to leave any out. What if the one that isn’t represented is the one that knows Mars the best?
So many red flags……
No wonder we are going to the red planet.
Obviously, there was a more scientific way to figure out the 100.
I just had to think in terms of castaways…..
They will have to have someone to get them there. It will take 7-9 months to travel 140,000,000 miles.
They need a guide. A navigator. A map knowing person-
There really can’t be a colonization of a new planet without someone who knows a lot of stuff. You know….scientific stuff…a brilliant mind sort of stuff-
You gotta have chicks. Chicks have style and grace. Every planet needs style and grace-
Not just chicks….but country chicks as well. Style and grace only gets you so far. You gotta have a country chick that takes no crap and can show the rest of the planet how to agriculturally prosper-
This whole venture ain’t goin nowheres without the rich folk. After all, it’s going to take a lot of money to complete this one way trip. A few of them are going to have to go along-
The rest of the hundred are more or less supporting cast members that will do what the rest tell them and just be happy to get away…..forever.
Except for the one guy that goes on the trip that no one accounts for. He may screw things up, make every one mad and is a constant thorn in the side of progress but he is everyone’s little buddy.
Mars…..meet your leader-
Regardless of how the 100 are picked, this is a bad idea.
I can’t even go the Walmart with my family without having an outburst.
There are no rest stops between here and Mars. I hope they remember to pack the febreze.