I wanted add to my-I am the greatest grandparent in the history of grandparentkind!!
So, this evening we took the 3 musketeers (ages 4, 4, and 2) out for pizza.
Then out for handmade ice cream.
Then home for new coloring books and coloring.
I should have a parade in my honor.
That is as long as the parade organizers ignore anything I say about the coloring incident…
It wasn’t my fault….
I had it all planned out.
I even bought myself an adult coloring book.
I’m a man….I ain’t coloring no paw patrol.
I went with this…..
Notice the $3 price tax…
THATS A DEAL BABY!!
Got it at the dollar store.
You realize….that I could have bought 3 separate things for a dollar, but, I opted to go big and spend ALL three dollars on 1 item.
Pretty amazing, huh.
Yeah…my wife tells me all the time how amazing I am.
Now you see why….
While I basking in my glory I decided I should by crayons as well….for me.
I’m a man, I ain’t sharing no crayons with a bunch of whiny kids.
64 crayons for a buck.
A May Zing.
And that was the start of my downfall without even knowing it.
All crayons are not the same.
And I found that out by losing my collective shit over the fact these crayons break by touching to the page.
My wife says it’s amazing that I’m so comfortable cursing and having a tantrum in front of the boys.
Maybe I’ll hold off on the parade….
5 thoughts on “The A May Zing”
Fun! Good for you! 🖍️
They are a handful but the keep my heart full!
Yep, I learned the hard way too that some crayons are better than others! I love those I have now… Buy pizza and ice cream? Yummy! Best treats ever 🙃
My retelling just might be a bit exaggerated with the fit throwing, but man those crayons were bad!