Dumb…Da Dumb Dumb…..DUMB
Me-“Hey..weather man….what’s our chance for rain here in Texas?”
Weather man– “Not very good….”
Me-“You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?”
Weather man– “I’d say more like one out of a million.”
Me-“So you’re telling me there’s a chance… YEAH!”
Reworked quotes taken from Dumb and Dumber.
Weather is actual forecast for the area I live in.