The Elevator Man
“If you could be stuck in an elevator with any actress in the world…who would it be?”
The young man asked his favorite uncle.
Without missing a beat his uncle replied-
“Whichever one that could fix the elevator…I am old…tired….and I have to pee a lot.”
Taken off my wife’s Facebook page.
Written by her second cousin.
Story reenactment from good2begone…….her second husband.
Which is ok…
She is my second wife.
But is second…..to none.