I cashed the “midget porn” check today.
Ohh the shame I felt…..
I have no shame.
I drove into the drive through slot, put the check and my ID into the cylinder and sent it to the teller.
I watched as she opened it, pulled out the slip of paper, checked the name on the ID along with the name on the check…
She glanced at the for line.
I saw her grab anti bacterial gel and generously lube her hands before and after handling.
Then sent my my cash back through the slot.
I’m guessing I just made some sort of watch list.
The naked truth is…it’s probably a short list.