Gel-Oh

by good2begone


I cashed the “midget porn” check today.

Ohh the shame I felt…..

Not really.

I have no shame.

I drove into the drive through slot, put the check and my ID into the cylinder and sent it to the teller.

I watched as she opened it, pulled out the slip of paper, checked the name on the ID along with the name on the check…

And then…

She glanced at the for line.

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Apparently, the words midget porn are dirty.

I saw her grab anti bacterial gel and generously lube her hands before and after handling.

Then sent my my cash back through the slot.

I’m guessing I just made some sort of watch list.

The naked truth is…it’s probably a short list.

A naked….short….dirty….list.

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