The Googally Eyes
Everyone is searching for something.
Here is a portion of a report from Fox News on popular searches from the engine known as Google-
According to data compiled by Search Factory, there’s an average of 1,000 monthly searches for “how to hide a dead body,” as well as 1,900 searches for “how to get away with murder.”
A creepy 110 people a month simply search “cat dating,” while 390 people want to know how to make their cat love them. A whopping 18,100 searches on average ask whether Lady Gaga is a man, while an unfortunate 9,900 want to know “how to mend a broken heart.”
A whopping 5,400 searches a month ask “how to have an affair,” while an alarming 40,500 want to know “why did I get married?”
There are also 22,000 people who express hatred toward their jobs each month, while double that — 40,500 — ask for tricks on winning the lottery.
If you haven’t lost your faith in humanity yet, more than 4,400 people ask Google how to Google.
Much to my utter amazement, my blog is not on the list.
Is it because it smells funny?
Images obtained from Google searches…..duh.