The Top Spot Stop
My attention span is shorter than a toothpick shish-ka-bob.
Normally, I spend about an hour going through the mobile news outlets on my iPhone
safari doohickey thingamabobber,
but today, all I could do is scroll through their homepages.
Here are various headlines from the various “news” outlets tagged with the section they were listed under.
I’m not linking the stories that go with the headlines……because that would have required effort and I could have quite possibly sprained my index finger in the process.
Without any further delay…..here is…
The news of the day-
Babysitter, Allegedly Passes Out Drunk On Porch While Child Freezes In Her Lap- Huffington Post
Man Allegedly Kills Stepdad with ‘Atomic Wedgie’- ABC News
Study finds attractive people earn more at work-CBS NEWS
‘Smart’ toothbrush rates your brushing habits-CNN
Overdose of laxatives can cause serious harm, FDA says-NBC News
Reporter buys pot for first time-USA Today
“Where’s The Beef” ad turns 30-Fox News
The less you know…..the better.