Real people do really dumb things….and that’s why I read the news that makes me feel better about myself.
Like this little doozy out of the state on the left coast that should be filed under the category-
“If at first you don’t succeed…. please just stop trying”
In a press release issued by the Redding Police Department, officers say a man was detained after being found driving a truck that had been reported stolen earlier that morning.That’s when police say he made a surprising confession to officers.
He admitted to officers that he stole the truck because he needed a ride to court for an unrelated stolen vehicle case.
Let me put that in non news terms-
This genius stole a truck to get to a court date for stealing a truck.
Aye dios mio…..
SOMEBODY GIVE THIS GUY A BUS PASS!!
Name of the genius truck stealer, who needs a truck to get to court for stealing a truck, has been omitted to protect his stupidity.