After deciding to sign up for a 5k in October(press “The Zombie Run“), my brain decided we needed to have a talk.
Goals needed to be set.
Here they are…
1- stop smoking…seriously dude 26 years is long enough. It was never THAT cool.
2- really look at #1….no one runs a 5k with a Marlboro hanging from their lip and expects to finish.
3- erase all music from iPod and replace with 2 songs
-Rocky theme song
-Chariots of Fire theme song
4- buy running shoes…..real running shoes not goodwill used sole flopping shoes….you can buy those after you finish.
5-acclimate yourself to a exercise routine. You are in your mid 40’s not mid teens. The Moscow Olympics will not be begging you to be an Olympian either way.
6- don’t give up. Your legs will hurt, muscles will he sore, but giving up is not an option.
Now quit pouting and get your finger out of my nose and get to work!!
HEY…WE’RE YOU EVEN LISTENING?? PUT OUT THAT CANCER STICK!!