My wife hates the decor of our bathroom.
Me….ehh…I go in, do my bidness n get out. That’s what guys do.
To keep my wife happy, it needed an upgrade….but I work a lot. Working at home is the last thing I want to do on my days off.
I did a little poking around and heard a rumor about some mythical place called-
Bed Bath and Beyond
I talked to a guy…who knew a guy…who used to work with a guy who told him they have a “magic dust” that will transform the bathroom to beyond its current state.
The beyond section is not easy to find.
But, I’m persistent.
I found “the guy” and for the small price of a few silver medallions, 2 goats, 6 big chief tablets, and 3 big chief gigantic pencils I sealed the deal.
I went home, looked at the drab bathroom, threw the magic dust at the shower and said,
“BEYOND THE DRAB, LIES THE FAB!!”