The following are a list of questions, asked by my stepchildren over the last 4 years….
Can we get a goat?
What good is reading when everything is made into a movie?
Is that a whale I just heard? (we live in the center of Texas)
Does anyone make saddles for horseflies?
How come we don’t have a helicopter?
Can I get a rat?
Do chickens know how to sneeze?
Can I be a rapper?
Does a zebra have black stripes or white stripes?
Can I have a credit card?
What does junk in the trunk mean?
Can I stay over at my girlfriend’s tonight? (asked the 15 year old)
Do you know any ninjas?
Isn’t the mustache I’m growing sweet?
(2 hairs above the lip that I needed a magnifying glass to be able to see)
Why do I need to learn to tell time when there is a clock on my phone?
Do I have swag?
So many questions….I held my usually quick reacting sarcastic tongue and just stared in bewilderment.
Child pictured is of the Google origin not of my origin.
Good2begone 
Oh my gosh, I am rolling with laughter here!
(Should I confess that I wonder the same things, only I’m 34- ish?)
I’m in West Texas myself and often hear mysterious whale sounds. I think it must be a big conspiracy.
Love the total unrestrained curiosity through a child’s eyes.
These were the ones I could remember. They rattle questions off randomly like a machine gun. They are sometimes frustrating, but always entertaining!!
Did you ever get them a goat?
No, because then they would want a monkey…..and i really don’t want a monkey.