The Chicken Joke
Why did the chicken stay in the middle of the road?
Because on one side the road stood his right to free speech. Where he could go and cluck about what he wanted, when he wanted and how he wanted. It seemed like the clucktastic place to be. But on the other side of the road stood his beliefs where all should be equal. But some of his chick friends are all up in wings about the other side. So, he chose to stay in the middle of the road where eventually he was run over by an 18 wheeler, filled with beef jerky, driven by the late, great Randy “Macho Man” Savage, who screamed as the beak met the pavement-
“SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM….OOOHHH YEAH!!!”
Just as ridiculous as real life.