– snorted a 12 ounce bottle of Lone Star beer
-owned an authentic “Velvet Elvis” painting.
-had glass ashtrays thrown at me while performing a stellar rendition of “Like A Virgin” on Karaoke night.
-saw a spaghetti western starring Clint Eastwood….in Spanish….with English subtitles while hanging out with a black guy and an oriental girl.
-owns 3 pair of parachute pants
-drank 23 tequila shots in under :45 minutes….was found underneath my parked car 2 hours later.
-saw a guy get murdered on the streets of Juarez, Mexico.
-was banned from returning to Mexico (completely unrelated to previously mentioned Mexico incident).
-owned and rode a unicycle
– earned the nickname “Scampi”. Long story