I often get asked-
“What is it you do when you are not here annoying us?”
It’s a valid question. Although, I think the word annoying is quite harsh. I prefer the term “painfully inquisitive”.
But that is neither here or there.
I usually respond with-
“I work in construction.”
Inevitably, the next question is-
“Do you know the guy from the Village People…you know….the construction worker?”
Why would I know that guy? I don’t even think he uses his hammer the same way I do…..
And I don’t break out into song and dance on the job….
Ok…so I do….but not to disco and none of my other co workers join in when I do.
They just looked at me and ask,
“Did you used to eat glue as a kid?”
I didn’t by the way. I just like the way it smelled.
Anyway, here is what I do-
I turn this>
I was never even “In The Navy”
I also have been known to do this>
I never wanted to be a “Macho Man”
I apologize if I floor you with the next picture.
When given the time I like to create rooms like this>
Won’t find that at the “YMCA”.
Currently I am engulfed in building a custom dual entry shower with his and her separate shower heads and valves.
To recap. I am not-
Not do I work with any of his band mates-
I’m this guy>
And I have a nail gun…and I’m not afraid to use it.